Fear The Chelonian

November 16th, 2013 2 comments

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there, so let’s dispense with the pleasantries and get down to business.  Oh by the way, we are really fired up for this game, but terrified to discuss the possibilities.  This team has broken our hearts too many times already this season.[...] Continued Here >>

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You Lie!

November 1st, 2013 1 comment

We had such high hopes for this column.  We were going to get to talk about our epic return from the college football purgatory better known as Others Receiving Votes.  How the program was back where it belonged.  How we had found our character and personality.  How perhaps we have finally accepted that winning 10[...] Continued Here >>

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2013 Season Preview: It Can’t (Probably) Be Worse Than Last Year

August 30th, 2013 15 comments

Know what was really great about last season?  It was last season.  Kickoff is only days away, and we have a serious case of tailgate fever.  It seems like just yesterday we needed overtime to beat mighty Rutgers in the Weebles Wobble But They Won’t Fall Down Bowl.  Yeahhhhh!!!!  We are the Weebles Bowl Champions!!! [...] Continued Here >>

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